Howler Privateer Dispatch: Week 3 & 4
The road has a funny way of rewarding loose plans. Since their last dispatch, 2026 Howler Privateers Joe Buceti and Graham McAlister have wandered from the Redwoods to Malibu, surfed more than a few waves, met some incredible people, and somehow kept the van rolling east. Catch up on weeks three and four below, and follow along live on Instagram or TikTok as the adventure continues!
The Oregon Trail
We woke up on a forest service road outside Bend, Oregon. Our egos were still sore from the previous day’s river wave fiasco (Graham’s nose didn’t make it out unscathed). Doctor’s orders were a drive along the crystal clear Smith River as we made our way west. Our goal for the day was simple, see some water, some salt water. That first glimpse of the Pacific was dreamlike, and we made sure to soak it in. We meandered our way back into the Redwoods, set up camp for the night, and took a little stroll through some old wooden giants.
0 to 65mph
Eager to see some first generation Redwoods, we packed up camp as quickly as we could. We’ve found that when you do things quickly, you tend to forget something. On this specific occasion, we forgot to lock down the camper top and it flew up going 65 down the highway. Big ‘ol yikes. When we got to Stout Grove, we wiggled the van down a road that frankly was made for motorcycle width cars, but good things don’t come easy. Stout Grove was good, great, and awesome. The ancient, giant Redwoods that call the grove home have anywhere from 1500–2000 years under their belts. We paid respect to our elders and pointed the van south. Driving through San Francisco was a blur. Mostly consisting of coming to the same conclusion multiple times: the city of San Francisco’s parking situation was not built with vans in mind. Especially vans wearing longhorns on their forehead.
Big Sur(prises)
Continuing our drive down Highway One was beautiful, yes, but also a bit torturous. Growing up surfing on the East Coast, we’re accustomed to paddling out if there is any kind of wave breaking over two feet, so seeing sprawled out swell lines for miles made it challenging to not pull over at every corner. We bit our tongues until we arrived in Santa Cruz, knowing Graham still needed to repair his scarred nose from the Bend river wave misfire. Sun-cure secured, we eyed up a drooling Pleasure Point where the locals were putting on a show. We watched in awe for maybe too long, realizing we’d already be chasing sunlight if we were to camp in Big Sur that night. Our hearts shattered, we made the choice to drive on after failing to secure a camp spot in the Santa Cruz area. Waves were in our future, and we had no idea what was in store for us about a hundred miles down the coast.
We didn’t know much about camping in Big Sur. All we knew was that the roads were skinny and steep, and that finding primitive spots was all up to luck of the draw. With only a random point on our map to follow, we decided to enter from the inland side of the park to avoid the sketchy roads. The drive was beautiful and empty; sprawling, golden grass hills that beamed in the early evening sun. We were passing empty pull off spots, but the views kept us pushing further and higher into the mountains. We were low on gas and light, but our guts told us there was something special waiting around the bend. What we originally had thought was the ocean turned out to be an endless sea of clouds, blocking our view of the pacific and creating a dreamlike landscape. It was one of the most beautiful things we had ever seen. Pulling off the road was a no-brainer, camp spot secured or not. We threw up the drone, captured the scene, and then saved the last bit of light for ourselves to take in. It was an experience we’ll never forget. As the stars started to shine above us, we were able to find a small clearing off of an adjacent dirt road to set up camp for the night.
Popping the Surf Cherry
We replaced coffee for board repairs in the morning, knowing it was our day to find some waves. Low on gas, we took advantage of the downhill slopes by shifting into neutral and coasting around the bends until we hit the PCH. From there, it was a sketchy, pray-driven trek to the nearest gas station where we filled up for nearly ten dollars a gallon. The waves were pumping all around us, so we grabbed some grub and started checking some spots. We landed at a pristine right-hander just outside of San Simeon with a minimal crowd. It was a big, maybe a foot overhead, and we were definitely a little skeptical of being underpowered on our chippy 5’5 twinnies. But there was no question on whether we were paddling out or not. We geared up, suited up, and made our way down the rocks for our first surf of the trip.
There were long lulls between sets, but when they finally came through we had ourselves positioned in the perfect spot. Our first couple of waves were solid even though our small boards were shaking under the power that the set waves carried. It was obvious the tide was starting to bottom out as each set became less of a curling line and more one giant wall, closing out all at once onto the reef. We were stoked to be in the water, so we pushed on and packed closeouts until our sinuses were filled with saltwater. Unscathed and surf satisfied, we packed up the van and drove on to Santa Barbara where we met with our buddy Conor Kerr, a SB wizard on the skateboard. We caught word that some of our friendsVer were playing a show in town, so we called the uber and ended the night listening to their set. Y’all give Where’s West a listen!
30 Feet Below…
On Friday, we fueled up on bottomless coffees at the local diner, Farmer Boy, and set out for the Santa Barbara Marina to meet commercial urchin diver and grade-A badass, Stephanie Mutz aka See Stephanie Fish. She introduced us to her crew, Captain Trent and Emily, and we set off for the dive site. We had no idea what we were in for. Graham had never dove before, at least deep enough to require oxygen, and Stephanie was set on giving us the whole experience. So after receiving a scarily brief diving tutorial, we threw on our wetsuits, belts, and hoses, and before we knew it we were in the water. Graham took it slow, getting used to breathing through the respirator, but Joe sank straight to the bottom. We were thirty feet down with pretty low visibility, maybe able to see 10 feet in front of us. There were urchins down there, but most were only remains. Huge kelp heads, however, they dominated the sea floor. Once the sub 50 degree water started to freeze our brains, we rose back up to the surface. It was a semi-success on the terms of urchin yield, but it was also an unforgettable experience. Returning back to the marina, we decided to grab some drinks at the yacht club, sharing stories from our journey and gaining intel on Stephanie’s urchin operation. It was obvious that the trio (Stephanie, Trent, and Emily) had developed a pretty special relationship. Connected through Stephanie, Emily will be parting ways with the crew to work on a boat in Alaska, pulling in salmon year round. We wish her luck and thank her, Stephanie, and Trent for giving us just a glimpse into the unique job they all share.
Waking up in the lodge was a big scenery change for us. We didn’t wake up hot or cold, to the sounds of semi trucks, or to a mouse eating our last bag of goldfish. Instead, we woke up ready to fish. After breakfast, we were linked up with a dude named Colin. Colin works at the fly shop and has to be one of the “fishiest” guys we’ve ever met. The only problem was Colin didn't have a truck, but luckily the van was a more than capable interim truck. We stole the shop drift boat (shoppie), and dropped in further up the Snake River. We did well, landing a handful of cutties and a few good browns. All of these fish were netted by the shoppie's resident net, a net made from an old lacrosse goalie stick, which we found to be pretty rad. Dinner was a chef’s kiss, and due to it being cold on the dinner lawn, we had a couple hotty toddies to go.
Hungry for Waves
After saying our goodbyes to the homie Conor, we continued our jaunt south. Surf hunger was really starting to take its place in the van, and something needed to be done about it. We stumbled upon a wave just north of LA at the county line. We suited up in record time and paddled out. This particular wave looked very appetizing from the beach, but before we knew it, we had just spent two hours getting played by backwash and shorefront closeouts. Time sure does fly when you’re getting closed out. Surf hunger is real, and this wave did nothing to satiate our ever growing hunger. Our amiga Lou Lou gave us a ring back at the van with some intel regarding a house on Lake Arrowhead. We headed that way with a scent trail of wet wetsuits following close behind. Lou Lou, our friend Sam, and her parents welcomed us with pizza making ingredients and a warm bed to crash in. We shared our stories of the road with friends and our interim parents, made plans for a few wakeboard runs in the morning, and headed off to test out those warm beds we were shown earlier
Naked and Afraid
Waking up early, we waltzed down to the local dock where we found a spawning bass. This bass was our source of entertainment for the morning. After introducing the fish to all of the streamers in our fly box, we untied and set out to get a few wakeboard runs in behind Lou Lou’s boat. Graham invented a new trick, Joe tried to do a backflip, and we fueled all this fun with tacos on the water after. To Sam, Sharon, and Matt, we can’t thank y’all enough for being so hospitable towards us. We had an absolute blast, and look forward to seeing y’all again soon! Bellies full, legs sore from the wakeboard, we ripped east towards Malibu. Finally, a clean, wrapping, right-hand point break. We got our bearings up at Third Point, where we caught plenty of fun waves. We got closed out occasionally, but not before getting a turn or two in. As the sun set, and the crowd began to somewhat thin out, we paddled down to First Point. We managed to get a few long, right runners, before hearing a voice over a megaphone declaring to all the bobbing heads in the water that parking was closed for the night. We were having too much fun, and the wave was too good to leave, so we chalked up this declaration to be a bluff. Before we knew it, it was pitch black. We sat up on our boards to look at the parking lot, to find the only source of light being a tow truck’s orange lights flashing. We debated amongst each other for a minute or two whether or not it was even possible to tow the van. Realizing this was probably not the best gamble, we paddled in as fast as we could, and sprinted up the beach. We made it to the van with no time to spare, and the tow truck whizzed by yelling out his window to “Go! Go! Go!”. We left Malibu with the van still in our possession, and Joe still naked from not having time to change in the back of the van. We cruised down to LA and settled there for the night.
Splitting the G on a Mondee
Despite sleeping in a cloud of a bed at Loulou’s, we all woke up aching and groaning from the wakeboarding to surfing wombo combo the previous day. With the waves being smaller, we decided it would be a good day to catch up on laundry and the little bit of ‘real work’ that our job entails. The distractions arose when Lou’s roommate walked in the door with two pug puppies who they’d be fostering for the week. That little bit of work was delayed by a few hours, but could you blame us? Feeling rested after a slower day, we made it our mission to knock out some scavenger hunt tasks that night. We met some friends for tacos and margs, and then made our way to an Irish pub down the road. On our walk we passed our first payphone of the trip, but from first glance we knew it was beaten out of commission. Sorry mom, the search goes on!
We came to this pub for one reason; split that freakin G. Joe was already in the clear from his unbelievable first attempt success in Bend, but Graham was here for vengeance. The battle was long and hard, and it had seemed that Guinness had the upper hand on Graham. That was until pint number six hit the bar top. He was alone in this battle, but Joe and friends had his rear, supporting with cheers and audibles to drop the glass at the perfect moment. The previous five beers were rumbling in his stomach, but he pushed on for one last gulp, the perfect gulp, nonetheless the perfect G split. He was victorious! Carl, our comedian of an Irish bartender, congratulated us with a mystery shot on the house that carried our night over to a sleepy karaoke bar. We are no singers, but the high of victory and liquid courage carried our voices through multiple songs until the night reached its end. We’re not sure if any other Monday night will ever top this one.
The Hangover
The wakeup the next morning was quite the slow one. Our heads hurt from the Irish liquid, and our voices were gone from overstaying our welcome at the karaoke bar. After finally summoning the strength to hit the road, we packed up the van with our sights set on San Diego. However, the van had other plans for us. Tsk tik tsk tik. Our van decided it was hungover as well. Being the average mechanics that we are, we did what any average mechanic would do, blame it on the battery. Thankfully, our diagnosis was correct, and we took Waymo to the local autozone. Once back at the van, we took our newly acquired jump box and fired up our wheels. We set a course south and eventually arrived in San Diego, jumping our van every time we turned it off along the way. We were welcomed by Joe’s friends he previously met in Australia, Quinn and Elena. They had graciously offered up their couch, and had already acquired the makings for burgers, corn, and fries. We grilled out, drank a few beers, and watched the sun set on Pacific Beach, before hitting the town. By no means are we pool sharks, and we made that known to the dive bar that night, losing every game we played (barely). We walked home trying to find where to pin the blame for our pool losses on the way.
Rene Saves the Day
We said our adioses to Quinn and Elena, and decided it was time to take the van to see a doctor. Driving the van that morning felt like we were at a rave, vibrations, and lights flashing everywhere. As we pulled into the gas station mechanic shop down the street, the van decided it had done its job and shut itself off. Spirits were low, and we were still unsure what the root of the issue was. Our spirits instantly rose when we met the doctor that would be in charge of the vans revival. Rene was a Salvadoran mechanic mastermind, and we couldn't have been happier to have him on our side. After talking Salvadoran waves with Rene for half an hour, we started our 5-hour wandering stint. We found ourselves in Coconut Peet’s board shed. We pulled just about every board from the racks, put it under arm, and went straight off of feel. Graham kept one in particular under arm for quite some time, and decided it was a stick he had to have. With the last breath of life on his phone, Graham called an uber back to the van and Rene. We held our breath as Rene gave us the report. It was a best case scenario. The van battery kicked the bucket on cue with its expiration date, and Rene had already sourced us a new one. With a new battery, new board, and new hope, we made our way north toward Encinitas. We met up with our hometown friend Cailyn at Swami’s, and had one of our most fun surf sessions of the trip. Cailyn lent us her below average sized L shaped couch, and we did our best to sleep. Thank you Cailyn, we’ll miss ya!
We came to this pub for one reason; split that freakin G. Joe was already in the clear from his unbelievable first attempt success in Bend, but Graham was here for vengeance. The battle was long and hard, and it had seemed that Guinness had the upper hand on Graham. That was until pint number six hit the bar top. He was alone in this battle, but Joe and friends had his rear, supporting with cheers and audibles to drop the glass at the perfect moment. The previous five beers were rumbling in his stomach, but he pushed on for one last gulp, the perfect gulp, nonetheless the perfect G split. He was victorious! Carl, our comedian of an Irish bartender, congratulated us with a mystery shot on the house that carried our night over to a sleepy karaoke bar. We are no singers, but the high of victory and liquid courage carried our voices through multiple songs until the night reached its end. We’re not sure if any other Monday night will ever top this one.
On The Road Again
It was a bittersweet day waking up on that tiny couch in Encinitas. We said our goodbyes to Cailyn, made a stop at the post office to mail some postcards, and then we were back on the road. It was the end of our second leg, and the beginning of the long haul east, a true cross-country trip. We arrived in Arizona in the early evening to a beautiful sunset. The scenery was much more eye-catching than anticipated; golden grass plains contrasted by tall red rock mountains where giant cacti stood high on the peaks. With little planned for the next couple of days, we have nothing but the ambitious 40-hour drive ahead, and that’s the fun part of this trip. Who knows what’s in store for us between here and the North East. Let’s find out.
♫ ♪ Music, Please ♪ ♫
We've got thousands of miles to cover this summer and a whole lot of van time between adventures. If you've got a road trip anthem, hidden gem, or absolute heater we need to hear, toss it onto our collaborative Spotify playlist. We'll be listening.
